Spider-Man Origins IV

"Boiling is a COOLING process?! Fuck you, science!"

Didn't she get like 8 billion dollars from divorcing James Cameron? She's probably just chillin' on her own private island these days.

Despite being sidelined by an 8-hour headache so bad I thought I might be having an aneurysm, I got most of my office construction project done!

Don't eat that pomegranate!

The only reasons I can think of that GOP Congressmen are really scared of Trump are
1) They're really, really dumb
2) They know how deep into the Russian mafia the dude is

I should have figured out a method to backup her email every month or something. Lesson learned.

Stevie And Chrissie duetted on Stop Dragging My Heart Around

FUCK a web host being on day SIX of their email server being down. My wife's nonprofit is going to go out of business if this continues.

Paul Scheer has done something recently where I think he looks REALLY good. Maybe he just stopped going "ta-da!" for pictures and now looks like a confident and successful man. But lately, dude looks like an effing boss.

I cannot imagine it'll go over whale with critics.

"This song's about a superhero named Tony!

We are forever rebooting grittily, until all that's left is original Brothers Grimm.

[Salamander takes pull from cigarette]

Who foots the bill for literally everything else on PBS?

That's BJ *for* the Bear.

I got some projects done, but
- my wife's business has been without email all weekend. The hosting company has no timeline for when they'll have it back up. Her new clinic opens in 12 days. She's going to have a stress aneurysm
- my grandma's being moved into hospice. I think my moms and aunts will be relieved, because…

Time to change the title to Jane Got Her Bat-Gun.

Cop Land and a Half Land

"Meet the actress who's available for all your future Comic-Con booking needs"