Someone's outside my window with a poorly edited special about the world's deadliest hurricanes?

I hope HBO paid him a

Lunchtime? Time for Trump to insert some pizza, crust first!

You misspelled "foreign interlopers who have infiltrated our government"

If our world is truly that episode of Futurama, Scruffy voted for Jill Stein.

America's Got Boneitis

UPDATE: the show has been retooled as AGT with Tyra Banks and it will mostly focus on Tyra Banks demonstrating a new talent every week

If you're trying to bring Tandy back without Cronyn, you're going to need to offer her another $5 million on top of her usual fee. Those are like [crosses fingers] THIS.

Yeah, but all those $8 parts are $2 online now.

[ jumps around in dinosaur suit for entire second act ]

[clapping in rhythm]
Kristen Schaal is the Force / Kristen Schaal is the Force / Well, look at her dance / Look at her go / Luke at her, use the Force!

If you're going to have 2.5 billion eggs, son, you'd better cast 50,000,000 car wash girls

Those Trump fans sure recovered quickly from their "Leslie Jones as Donald Trump" sketch-induced aneurysms last month!

To me, Robards will always be regaling his staff with the tale of being told to go fuck himself by LBJ.

All the President's Men was so perfectly cast that for the most part I only picture the actors as these people and I only picture these actors in those roles.

You didn't get yours from that movie where the smart kid says "How about THEM apples"?

[Jordan Horowitz testily snatches invite from Beatty's hand]

[ Watches 40 minutes of "film" ] I… don't think this is about Nixon.

That third act where he realizes bread was all the way back in Aisle 4… talk about your plot twists!

…who is merely a figurehead, now more than ever.