"Hey guys! Jerry fell off the boat and lost his memory!"
"Again? Classic Jerry!"
"Whose turn is it to pretend to be married to him?"
"1 2 3 not it!"

I cooked a bunch and got my taxes done!

"More like BONE-nstain Bears am I right?"

The Big Lebowski quote "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole" sums up my impression of Topher Grace.

I became a much bigger Mila Kunis fan once I heard her not doing her "Jackie" voice.

I like how badly Disqus threads this shit and now I don't know which of my too-many posts you wish was about boning!

I was under the impression that he was difficult to be around. I'd actually be relieved to be proven wrong! I've always liked his acting and wish he were in more things.

Right? "Our co-stars are two outspoken Scientologists and two outspoken asshats. Wanna get coffee?"

They've got more problematic former child stars than Diff'rent Strokes. Yikes!

I dunno. I ain't Elrond Hubbard!

There was a story about how on the set of the 70s Show, Danny Masterson and Laura Prepon were always trying to recruit people into Scientology, and Topher Grace was aggressively anti-Scientologist.

Yeah, I just think Sandra had her guard up at the beginning, so his joke fell flat, but once they powered through Doug's "I'll try to explain how this usually goes" and Sandra's "I'm here to do press for the movie, and now it's just me, so I'll rush through some talking points because after all I'm here to plug a…

Do you mean Anne? She walks back her energy but is still REALLY combative.

From the mini-ep, one of Doug's friends was backstage with them and before the show Onur already started to get angry and told Anne and Sandra they should all just walk. Doug thinks Sandra convinced them to go out and do the show they agreed to do (she's really trying to do her job of actually promoting the movie…

Too bad his name's Tukel, then!

It happens much more quickly this time. He comes out practically begging to be kicked off. It's off the rails before it starts.

And then when the bigots freak out, they can claim it's because they don't want to live in a monarchy.

I love Elvis and can't believe I've never seen him live, but $99 to see him play an entire album from which I only like 1-2 songs…meh.

Reach out and touch value

But how much does it increase the chance that our country takes part in bombing the shit out of anywhere Putin sees oil?