Well then good news! MC Gainey has signed on as "Nude Friend #2"

Noisy post-punk / indie rock, I'd say. It's a group of people that associated on an old music forum and became friends in real life. Not too many of the bands/people are from the UP, but one guy knows the hotel owner and had this crazy idea so we all drive up there in (what's usually) the dead of winter (but this year…

The gathering was in Escanaba/Gladstone area, although there was a pre-fest show in Marquette on the Thursday and some folks did some excursions up there.

Pasties. Pronounced PASS-teez.

I'm still seeing if I can get through Keith Richards' Life. The drug stuff is boring. The music stuff is OK. But I'm not loving his storytelling style. Duff McKagan's book was so much more engaging (and I'm not even a GNR fan).

I was at a weekend-long music fest in the Upper Penninsula where all the bands are mutual friends and we all stay at the hotel and they set up a buffet and we watch each other's bands play and then we swim and eat and drink and dance together. Hooray!

I was in the Upper Penninsula and consumed way too many perogies and pasties!

While I'm relieved my sister filed from divorce, fuck her shithead ex for fucking up their finances beyond repair.

Something, something, Bender is great / Take that you stupid corn

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be either a gangster or a McDonald's ad gimmick.

"Reset everything for the west coast feed west coast feed."

Doesn't Mavis, like, run charities with all Jay's money all day? Seems like an OK life.

The phone is? Yeah, a few good rings will warm it up soon! Right?

But are they also justified aliens?

[Gasps]

Whoa! Says here Jay Leno is the new host of Real Time effective immediately! And it's moving to 11pm/10 central on TBS!

Has anyone written a thinkpiece about Port Washington Wisconsin in no way looks like how that show depicts it?

Step Brothers II: Step By Step Brothers: Ooh, Brother: Gonna Get to You, Brother

How's the galaxy treating you, Mr. Calrissian?

Shit My Extended Universe Fan Fiction Says