"Han, shoot first!"

I followed a couple when in the first week they were just sending out science facts, the likes of which this administration seems to be purging, and while they were posting beautiful scenery and describing which oil pipeline was scheduled to go through there.

, he said to a group of fan-fiction writers, who are known for acting rationally and making good use of their time.

Porkin' with Lapkus & Leif

At least you're (hopefully) not the creep who tweeted at her "I just saw your tit on TV so I guess we've taken our relationship to the next level."

Final Destination VII: Ringo's Curse

I'll admit I was replying only to the rhetorical question.

Not sure Lennon strikes me as a "laugh-at-himself-when-someone-else-is-telling-the-joke" kinda guy.

But he still gets asked about it, yes?

Isn't Al also vegan? How did this not occur to him?

Straightforward from here:
1. Write song about Pac-Man
2. Get cease-and-desist from songwriter
3. Wait for songwriter to die
4. Befriend songwriter's son
5. Release career-spanning box set

You're sure you didn't watch the trailer?

Huh. Pretty sure lots of people were asking for it, which is why they jumped through a bunch of hoops to finally get it made. I'll agree with you on the belated part, though again, it wasn't for a lack of trying on the part of the stars and filmmakers.

Nearly all of my friends and I maxed out our loan amounts just to go to a state university. I had two friends go to really fancy schools, and they had to bite their nails in the months between the acceptance letter and seeing which scholarships they managed to win.

I don't know what school they're using in the movie, but you know that people can't just write the infinity symbol on their student loan application, right?

Not sure, but in the meantime, enjoy this GIF of Lennon and Jessica…
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American Sweetheart Story: SNL

Is Hard Pass the Get Hard / Winter Passing crossover event that true Ferrell-heads have been clamoring for?

Some people liked The Other Guys and didn't hate Anchorman 2.

I can't wait for the episode where June Diane Raphael gets to ask, "What exactly is an underground casino fighter?"