Oh man. The Duplass Brothers need to hurry up and cast them as the leads in their next thing.

You say this like Eichner clips or Eichner sex are a bad thing!

I lease with an option to buy.

I'm playing lots of board games with my son (who just turned 6):

1 degree AND my car's battery light came on.

My daughter is becoming OBSESSED with Laika movies, especially Coraline and Kubo and the Two Strings.

Jello shots

The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter
The Aislers Set - Catherine Says
Beulah - Gravity's Bringing Us Down
Field Music - I'm Glad
Old 97s - Rollerskate Skinny
R.E.M. - Driver 8
Sloan - I Wanna Thank You

He went to my middle school!

Debra Winger had those huge roles in the early 80s and then did not get (or did not take) much work after that. I still want to sort of see the movie Searching for Debra Winger, even though I don't think it's truly about Winger.

It's Star Wars. You're either a mentor or a traitor.

"Tell me about it!" - Kurdt

And have him use some of his wealth to hire a counselor for Nate Mendel's erstwhile Sunny Day bandmates so they can work out their shit and make another album/tour.

[ Pours out one xtra-small Pepsi* for those gimmick accounts whose passwords have been lost ]

Keith Richards is Batman Burrito Supreme?

"New Apprentice Show Twins Its Timeslot? No, It Tloses"

There isn't enough blow in the world to reanimate Mr. Moon at this point.

Megyn Kelly is going to NBC, not MSNBC.

Vanessa Williams… or Vanessa L. Williams?

How on earth would that make any dreams come true?