It's hard to lose weight and keep it off.

That's the way I see it! The foolish part was that the adoption contract stated they would return the dog to the rescue (who then would have screened families to find a good home for the dog). They didn't do that, and have paid the fine for breaking the contract.

I was actually referring to how I knew the people when I first saw the show but OK

The booger guy from UHF, the neighbor from Christmas Vacation and the almost-rapist from Pretty Woman are on a show together?

I work in pet rescue. What they did was inadvisable, and likely foolish. In the realm of shitty things I've heard about pet owners THIS WEEK, this is at worst a 4.

Apparently they also gave away their dog when their kid was allergic, and the dog later turned up on the street malnourished.

Guys I have a suspicion that @disqus_bVQ8bi4gCb:disqus is not here to make friends.

I feel dirty that I had to click on TMZ and People today.

I think I saw the news item from when they acquired it

They both have pretty decent writing careers going (Dierkes on sitcoms, Pierson in YA novels).

I hope that someday Glover is famous enough that Mystery Team gets discovered by the masses.

Nothing's cool and yet everything is. Live your life. Don't worry so much.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I like album reviews that don't shoehorn Star Wars casting news.

Meh. Trump and Ted Cruz were also enemies at one point. Doesn't mean I had to choose sides.

Prancer is in the shed near my house! With a pizza!

For me, possibly the most disappointing aspect of the Lemonheads was how they became "Dando and company." I loved them so much, but I preferred when they either seemed like a band or when a creative foil was present (even if it was the underused Nic Dalton).

Ace of Base was, at best, "the other Roxette."

Crack is a hell of thing, though.

"Jackets fall to the floor" would have been a better line, too. I'm looking at you, Ed Kawalczyk.

I don't care if Monday's wack
Tuesday sux and Wednesday's hack
Thursday can lick my crack
It's Friday dik