Did those partners also say "lick me, all of you"?

First time I saw that episode was right after my roommates threw an informal Parker Posey film festival.

He didn't walk like one!

"Stop being such a dick mentor" is being added to my lexicon.

Life as a House was about Cheney?

The curse of the Close-watcher is to closely watch AV Club articles and submit comments.

In this case, it happened during the first act of comedian Pete Holmes' career.

Depressing observation: that anyone thought Trump was charismatic at any point.

Is "One in a Million" our national anthem yet?

I liked the part where Sting was the musical guest and they kept talking about his lute-playing as if Sting is most famous for playing the lute.

"Rory, you're a smart lady, but this chapter is shit."

I hope it's like a Red Dwarf "infinite parallel universes" thing where Paris has an H on her forehead but then we realize in most other universes she's basically a superhero.

"It's Cinderella like you've never seen the tale before! Dusted, in theaters everywhere March 17th!"

Keep funning that chicken.

I was saying "bee plus-urn it down…"

That's too bad! I was really looking forward to The Rescuers Down Under Area 51.

My laptop just shit a SCSI cable

The big problem with that love? Now I'm addicted to it.

You started over? How many minutes has it taken you to post your first 450 posts?

Someone's gonna have to antler for all these terrible puns.