Ack, Baby, Ack, Baby, Ack

Her daddy says she's too young
But she's 2 years too old for me
[guitar solo]

Because of a problem?

Executive producing a show and/or writing its pilot do not prevent a person from also starring in a different show.

No matter how I reorganize the burger, there just isn't a realistic path to 270 for Trump!

"And now, a word from Dave Bautista about sea monkeys."

HOW WILL WE KNOW WHERE THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE IS HEADED NEXT

Oh snap, someone made a comic book movie that didn't have a scene after the credits?

Please. It's Jack Link's. Apparently Link is Jack's last name and not what he calls his jerky.

"Girl, Interrupted will seem on paper like a comeback vehicle for you. Angelina Jolie will overshadow you in such an intense way that you'll only have box office success afterward in the thankless role of Adam Sandler's love interest."

It's the rough draft of MLK's speech.

Those secessionists are WEAK.

Don't give whoever owns the rights to the book the idea to expand the HHCU (Humbert Humbert Cinematic Universe).

I dunno. DAWES it?

"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus and the Hamburger Phoneasaurus"

Episode 12 will open on Kendra's grave.

"I Want (to Overcharge You for) a New Drug"

It can be two overdoses!

WATSON

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Good Mystery Surrounding All the Punching