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    Wake me up when they make an adapter that genuinely works for older Firewire audio devices.

    Seeso has some good stuff, but their interface (at least on the Roku) is pretty rough. It's like someone took a discarded Netflix UI and removed all the logic.

    Wait. Was the mystery "how does she juggle family and career?" Because the answer is "with daycare, PTO days, and a network of supportive friends and family."

    The best part of this news is that I assume it means we'd all pretend that terrible series finale never happened.

    When it comes to paying contractors, he lacks object permanence.

    3) His contempt for women in power is palpable.

    I was undecided, but now I'm Shure!

    "Based on 70 years of saying shitty things, I have found that people only get mad at me when they HEAR the shitty things I say. Therefore, damn your ears."

    [ Rabbit holds count and grimaces upon hearing that second "meow" ]

    "I'll save you guys some money on scripts and sets. Just film me from 3am to 6am every day and edit it into a plotline for your little TV shindig."

    A sitcom based on "My World of Flops," That's So Rabin.

    A horror anthology box set, "That's So Craven."

    I could never remember how many hyphens existed between her, Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Keshia Knight-Pulliam.*

    and then they go golfing in Baddyshack

    Bad Synergy

    Everyone they understand about women comes from Faye Dunaway climaxing in 2 seconds while talking business.

    Coulda been worse. They coulda called it Shaun the Sheep Colon Movie Film.

    @disqus_M4vpolaGG9:disqus, you've got Act 1 and Act 2 written, and we all know that Act 5 is where Lorelei and Rory make up at the expense of all their other relationships, but we need a solid way to extend that story through the 3rd and 4th commercial breaks. Maybe something where Paris has no one but Lorelei to turn

    Why would she need one? Geez, Stars Hollow, get with the times!

    The question now is whether he was mocking it or modeling it.