[whispers] I think they prefer when you say "African American jack and hookers"

This song's been stuck in my head all week. If I wanted it out of my head, this article couldn't come at a worse time.

I still have my iRiver, but its battery is fried, so it has to boot up when I plug it in.

They are younger than 10 and only want to watch me play. They haven't really played any of them.

My SNES controller is kind of busted so I couldn't go left, which made the game less interesting. Also I was trying to get them to go to bed. They did like Yoshi.

My kids' reviews of the Super Mario games:
SUPER MARIO BROS: boring
SUPER MARIO BROS 2: awesome. Love that the enemies are so stupid that they let you pick them up and throw them
SUPER MARIO BROS 3: awesome. Love the racoon tail and the pipe maze
SUPER MARIO WORLD: boring

They can do a Step Up type movie about line dancing.

We gotta pair him up with Imogen Poots!

Honestly, all I remember about it was the "Magic Bus" music queue followed by the "Time of the Season" music queue. Because you know what's super funny in a western? A shit-ton of overplayed 60s songs for every fucking music queue! Don't see also: A Knight's Tale

Big Star: Third / Sister Lawyers

That virtual reality Demi Moore was so menacing!

5. Best in Show

4. O Brother, Where Art Thou?

3. The Emperor's New Groove

1. Chicken Run

Noon: pretty decent
Knights: dreadful

Wow, it happened once! It's a pattern!

Dammit. I missed his birthday!

We said that about the current GOP candidate, too!

Larry just called up Mike Yard and Grace Parra. "Get over here! I just opened the box of wine."