Well then I'm gonna ALT+TAB right outta here!

Police don't know how to find hackers. What is this, the movie Hackers?

How? He saw Andy Dwyer get ripped and headline multiple $100 million opening weekends.

The Office (US) starts with Michael Scott's diversity training exercise. Anything you may have seen before that are DVD outtakes.

Fuck the board of directors for doing no fucking work and suddenly acting like my wife's "not doing enough" to keep the organization going even though she works 60+ hours a week and takes calls/texts 24/7.

Practically none! Super bummed. I'm up 10-15 lbs this year when I wanted to be down 10.

"World War II is still happening? I thought we were on a break!"

This role would have made a movie Star of David.

This is how you get (rid of) ants!

Wow. Deep cut!

Edit: upvote re-upped, and thanks for the clarification!

When DID Polanski win that Oscar, anyway?

Well, that presumes they're cancelling the screening because of Nate Parker's past, and not because they're worried that the "Q&A" portion of the screening would mostly include Qs about Parker's past.

I'm concerned that my "comma Dore" pun was poorly represented visually.

Excellent avatar/comment synergy.

I'm not your, Dore.

I'm not your Guy, Ritchie.

Blast from the Past was longer than an hour?

What are you talking about?

As someone who's been playing a lot of Mario lately, I am seriously disappointed with how far from "finishing" the "first level" this was.