Why can't these millenials appreciate the fact that a small portion of the interest on their student loans is tax deductible? Ingrates!

No one gets benefits right out of college anymore!

"People have got to know whether or not their president is a cookie monster. Well, I am not a cookie monster."

That's what it says on the card here.

From a property they own and completely buried, no less!

Guys! We've found Reposted A7F's true identity!

It has been

That's Childrens'. Punctuation is important!

On the other hand, she has her own career and will continue to earn her own money.

Well, if you change your mind later, may I recommend a straw? Fruit juice is hell on your enamel.

I think the person being abused needs to press charges in most cases, but that's mostly based on watching cop shows from the 1980s and 90s.

Jon is great, but I'm happy with the shows his former correspondents have created after leaving, and I hope that Wilmore's cancellation isn't the start of a larger trend.

No, JOEY was the one who said "cut it out."

It's time for one streaming service to provide all the late-night shows so that I can find them when I want to watch them.

Given how small the audience was and how in-demand Scott Aukerman is, I'm guessing he's ready to move on to other things.

I wonder if that long "Womp Up the Jams Dot Com" URL still links to the Earwolf forum where someone asked if the URL was real.

I wasn't caught up on NYSU so maybe I missed some ramping-up for the election.

He had a Kulap on the inside!

BAJILLION is the promo code from Bajillion Dollar Properties.

I want the sketch where Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey, Jr. play Simon & Garfunkel!