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    I also like that someone found a way to do this without dumping buckets of water during a drought, which felt sort of "robbing Peter to pay Paul."

    I live in Madison. You don't need to tell me that those people exist.

    I was gonna say they'll still have college ball, but I'm guessing they only cream themselves over college ball because they're thinking about who will go pro.

    They realized their screams of oppression were getting drowned out by human progress, so they're seeing if can play the victim card and garner any sympathy.

    Well at least Chad made an honest woman out of that finger-bang.

    Hey, a couple of us are discussing Fun Lovin' Criminals in the Weekend Box Office comments. Is that 1996 enough for you?

    Or the Noid from those Domino's commericals!

    You mean those movies from the 90s? They'd like to apologize? I accept.

    I bet that one guy in the band didn't even know how to simultaneously play the upright bass and the trumpet.

    Even when Dexter accidentally killed the wrong guy (OsCAR! Jimmy Smits' brother!) and felt bad about it, they bent over backwards later in the season to make sure Dexter found out OsCAR was involved in some bad shit and sort of did deserve to get murdered.

    You gonna steal work from poor Bobby DeNiro? He's just three shy of owning a vista on every coast in the world!

    Yeah, if a love song playing over a montage qualified, every movie ever made would be a "musical."

    If the Fun Lovin' Criminals are to believed, all bank tellers are sexy ladies who are kind of into the whole bank robber thing.

    Porno-free except for that one frame in The Rescuers.

    1970s Disney Robin Hood has better songs than nearly any Disney toon musical.

    "Stay out of my territory."
    — Kevin Spacey and/or Eric Roberts

    That also applies to the picture you accidentally linked to! Hey-o!

    This might be a new upper threshold for how well-known a band can be and STILL have commenters commenting just to say they don't know who the band is.

    Thanks, but I've crunched enough memes for today.

    Once you've earned the full pension.