I sort of miss when Newswire would write up new Olive Garden menu items.

If you fuck them now, help them you could, but you would destroy all foreplay they have fought, and suffered.

"You're supposed to keep those interactions a secret for 40 to 50 years!" - Strom Thurmond's irate ghost

John Mayer is the mayor of RacistDickville

WE ARE THE DANCING ITOS IN THIS SCENARIO

Seriously, how is he not Trump's running mate?

Disqus user @Satan seems like the sort of dude who would buy this shirt and brag about paying $195 for it.

"Hey, homie, I'm doing just fine with my lyrics about underage Japanese girls and guitar solos that only ever mimic the vocal melody of the verse! Yeah, dawg!"

Your college didn't have a hollow tree where the upperclassmen would hide their Perfect 10s and Ouis?

Eh. They're mostly just 28-year-olds with glasses.

Internet spaces can be & are monitored. The site owner has the discretion to remove content or block users.

Yeah, a "troll" is someone like Disqus user "Satan" who just comes on here to start arguments. This is several levels deeper than that.

You are giving @Mw Fuller waaaayyyyy too much credit.

Cool, cool beans.

Wow. Ikea *and* Comcast. Stay strong, brother.

AAAAND HE PRAYS

"before it was cool… 2014"

90s were only good for snug-fitting clothing if you were Gwen Stefani above the waist, Ally McBeal below the waist, or the Red Hot Chili Peppers near the waist.

I wouldn't say knowledge of the 1980s Ghostbusters is a prerequisite for the new movie.

"2.75 hours of classic rock"