Oh wow, there they are. It's like they hired Google Maps' colorist.

Not sure why you didn't caption the pictures. Brian Wilson was the only person I recognized.

And what shitty things are you going to say for your other two wishes?

[covers mouth] The At-lan-ta Fal-cons!

The worst thing a bot can contract is Windows Vista.

I'm seeing half here! A *quarter* of a talented woman!

Robyn is great, and this is a cool cover. Where's Apemeat with the MP3?

"We're so alike! She wrote Pieces of You and I'm about to EAT pieces of YOU!"

I was gonna say, 12 seems way too short.

They also got Korn and Shania Twain.

Q: Are they not?

Wow, that's bold. You're usually super positive about everything.

My arteries HAVE been feeling a little extra cholesterolly lately…

because of a problem?

OK, I read the article, and I read that someone has snickerdoodles.

Also can you modify the shops so that when I buy a Heal Potion the shopkeeper says "How many?" and I say "99" and the shopkeeper says "cool, here you go, you now have 15 extra minutes to defeat Asps"

"You should open it up and see if there's a $50 bill inside so you can go to GameStop and replace the NES you just broke"

No way man. Wiggling the cartridge to line up the pins is the real trick.

And if you have Dragon Warrior III, can I come over?

Where did you get the games from?