I want SILKWORM

I can sort of justify it, since my 1987 NES juuuust baaaarely still works when my kids keep swapping out the Mario 2 and 3 cartridges, and also I was just thinking it's too bad I never owned Metroid or Kid Icarus, two of my favorites to rent on the weekends.

They usually comment on the band members' looks and then move on.

Baantha fodder.

Geraldo Rivera stands guard outside.

Which parochial school taught you algebra, @avclub-323dc4fcef3482857c4a5a554be9c977:disqus?

"Kiss My Grits! Yes, yes… lower… ok, right there…"

Sperm Bank was a lesser DC villain. He was bitten by a radioactive sperm whale and used his newly developed sperm whale powers to rob banks.

Agreed. Also, on some of them (I'm thinking of Steven Weber), at some point the awkwardness seemed to circle around to the point that Weber seemed to be asking if they *wanted* him to keep telling stories.

Remember how the US Office started off rough?

I was getting a little worn down by the recent spate of "NNF stops doing what it does and instead gently coaxes stories out of 80s/90s sitcom stars" but Bader felt more like a regular guest. Really dug it.

"Of course you've got to get going, Mr. Ocean. The going got tough."
- Sean O'Neal, not missing a beat

Don't flatter yourself, cupcake.

"Also there will definitely not be time travel involved, nor any other deus ex machina. Now if you'll excuse me, I've just been given a note from our producers about a 'frozen donkey wheel' subplot I need to finish writing."

I wound up at a wild after-party in Louisville where the guy's house basically became a clothing-optional piano bar.

Similarly, every actor/actress page will have a "Are they gay?" thread in their top 5. Even if they are gay and very, very out.

He's the one Taran Killam plays.

He's the stupid one stage right.

No one should HAVE to fuck ANY guy, regardless of either's looks.

He's like the "time to make the donuts" guy, but with sexually harassing his employees.