@etpietro:disqus is too PRO-FUN to listen to your PROFANE origin story.

"Jenny Lewis and The Elected Was a Shitty Band Blake Fuck Off Forevers"

"Jenny Lewis and the Fuck You Blake I Got a Better Band Nows"

But seriously, folks, one thing that isn't nice as fuck is MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

Is Spotify telling you "that song is not available" for every fucking song you click on? Are you on the free version like me? I'm trying to figure out if they've changed how Free works or if it's my work firewall or just some random error.

JPJ's alive. Alive people don't need no estate suing on their behalf.

PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Does anyone remember laughter?

I choose me!

There's something particularly unsavory about hiring someone to care for your children and then promoting that person to "Daddy's new special friend." I think from the perspective of the kids, it's extra fucked up.

Only a Bears or Vikings fan would say that Packers fans are the worst.

@avclub-97815cb302c2a984aac3af1ee8f68e8d:disqus so is foreplay in a separate subroutine? Seems odd that the program starts with the action already in progress.

Put me in the "I get it and it was certainly distinctive, but way too many of the actual plot points gave me the creeps for me to say I enjoyed the movie" camp.

We assumed if we made less than 60 Speed references, the studio would implode!

Spy lI:ke Us

I traveled back in time but accidentally just met a carpenter named John. I returned with a beautiful antique armoir - but it's actually brand new!

So as to not alarm all those Hollywood producers with archanaphobia.

"Archie Panjabi joins the cast of George Michael's Sports Machine"

and for loose change.

"Okay / Here's the situation / I'm gonna knock out that Sonny Listiation"

Fuck the CMYK lobby!