I'm so far behind on Archer that the place they work is still called ISIS.

I watched Season 1 eps 1 and 2, and then my wife binged so far ahead that I knew I'd never catch up. Maybe once the show ends, she'll want to re-watch.

I got a little bit of biking going last week, especially with one of my kids on the tag-along, which required some extra work up hills. Hoping to do more of that all summer.

Upvoted for Eric's Trip and Elevator to Hell.

R.E.M. "Feeling Gravity's Pull"
The Kinks "You're Looking Fine"
Haymarket Riot "Castor Oil"
Field Music "But Not For You"
of Montreal "Voltaic Crusher / Undrum to Muted Da"
Wire "Question of Degrees"
+/- "Surprise!"

Amy Poehler Yes Please
Aziz Ansari Modern Romance

Hetfield enters, announces that all future Metallica recordings will be "Unforgiven" sequels.

Nerd Loads: a XXX Parody

He speaks of the pompitous of the Dark Side.

He was more machine than man most of all when Hayden Christiansen was playing him the whole time.

"Oh, they're letting GUESTS play on the records now? Hmmph." - Kirk Hammett, sighing, kicking an Ibanez pedal as he shuffles away

You can't accept until someone offers.

Let us go back in time 29 minutes and declare the beginning of the bad puns!

"Who around here has two thumbs but very little else going on hand-wise?


I am such a man."


— Paul F. Tompkins as Werner Herzog

OK, so you're going to bat for Pinkerton. I'm pitching to you "The Good Life" and especially "El Scorcho." Are these actually halfway decent songs, or do Pinkerton fans just give them a pass?

For a minute I thought that was Dana Wheeler-Nicholson and I was like "SOLD." Now? Eh.

And that's not yogurt, although it is free.

Can we just have Veronica Mars be Prez?

[repeats this joke for 8 more seasons, and then another 11 in own spinoff series]

I like the part where Liam Neeson didn't get stuck playing this fucking role.