Death Wish XIII: I Shall Avenge the Nice Young Couple On Whose Couch I Once Surfed

Death Wish VII: Return to Pooh Corner

Tarantino just called Roth to loan him his N Word Pass.

Thank God you posted this, because while watching it I could NOT figure out what Zack and Miri Make a Porno was supposed to be "about."

When he, too, was accused of sexual assault. Those bros gotta stick together.

The Chili Peppers and Weezer. Those are the two "huge when I was in high school" bands that I'm shocked seem to catch on with EVERY new class of incoming freshmen. Maybe it's because both of them still have lyrics that act as if they're still 17 year old dudes trying to figure out the world?

Animal shelters are overflowing everywhere. You'd rather the dog be euthanized?

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Did something happen to Paul Scheer in the last couple years? Because he looks really handsome lately. Like, something with his eyebrows and cheekbones has kind of taken him into the "damn, dude" range.

You didn't live anywhere in the 1990s that had county fairs?

Hmm, I found Tina Fey's book a little too… I dunno, perfunctory? Amy Poehler's book was sort of like a self-help book with some bits of memoir. I laughed and cried. Tina Fey's book had a few chuckles.

"Was that a Planes spin-off?"

This isn't a Fuck This Shit Thread.

Wall-EYE

Not to mention their string of hit singles and acclaimed albums long before disco existed.

It's incredible how much of their material they wrote, AND that their career bottomed out (and they went from a quintet to a duo in the space of about a year) before coming back bigger than ever.

I can only imagine what Redding would have done with it.

For what crime?

Yeah, it seemed like those breezed by a little too quickly.

I am. I didn't know what it was about when I started reading it. As a guy who's been with his wife since MySpace's heyday, I think I tuned out some of the "here are the worst ways to ask someone out in a text" passages, but I stayed for the Aziz asides, particularly getting a kick out of reading the word "tum-tum" and…