"Fair and square?" Did he yell "base" before Child Protective Services could get there?

Probably on/near the physical release date.

Nah, I think individual posts get deleted if they get enough flags and/or downvotes.

Between Brainiac, the Wrens, and New Radiant Storm King in '94-'95, Grass Records sure had a great collection of bands that 300 people in the world adored and no one else knew existed.

See, it's like this. @GuyIncognitoII:disqus is one of our resident creeps. What he generally "means" is something creepy.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one makes a meme of it, can I go home now?

I accept your apology. I can tell you meme it.

Shitty and Gimmicky are independent variables most times.

We really cycle through shitty gimmick accounts around here, don't we?

Are there any Wurther's Originals left in the world?

Oh, Sheeran, our love, holds on, holds on

Doug should have signed his review "I'm outta heeeeere" for maximum burn effect.

Someone's gonna say "Whitewater" to her in 2018 and her eyes are gonna roll so far back in her head they decapitate Huma, and Hillary gets 15 years for manslaughter.

Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Zacky Vengeance got the shaft. He picked two just to be safe, and they both got picked by his bandmates!

During filming, Day-Lewis' wife left him for seasick crocodile.

Day-Lewis would have found a Method way
For his heart to grow three sizes that day

Don't forget to add more origin story and/or a "Chosen One"

They're trying to re-establish the Whoville Cinematic Universe.

Remember when some people wanted him to be President?