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    Rubio!

    Second opinion: it IS a tumah.

    Pretty sure that killing off her character is one way to stop trying to make her happen.

    It's the only place to buy the most recent AC/DC and Eagles albums!

    The Bourne Consolation

    Jason Bourne and the Mystery of the Disposable Love Interests

    COEXXXIST: This Ain't Your COEXIST Sticker: An Omni-Denominational Porn Parody

    Real Genius
    Fletch

    My band has just enough songs to fill out our second album, so naturally the pressure's off and I'm writing up a storm! I prefer having more than enough songs in case something isn't turning out in the studio; we basically have a weekend to get everything right.

    Very slowly trying to catch up on Archer & Kimmy Schmidt, and basically to start Comedy Bang Bang.

    "If it turned out"

    Does your religion rank them by airplay, sales, or a combination of the two?

    More like Maya and Marty DEAD

    It's a pitch (and pitchman) that works every time!

    So, uh, are you emptying the can and then filling it back up?

    Yesterday the song "Funky Cold Medina" came on the radio and I marveled at the types (sorry, times) of shitty novelty rap songs we used to let go Platinum.

    I'm sorry the JavaScript on your browser is too slow to notify you when other people are typing / have posted. Try disabling some of your add-ons and see if your firstie-scoring abilities improve.

    Shouldn't it be more damaging to my childhood to revisit old Transformers stuff and realize what I was consuming wasn't high quality?

    If Michael Bay and Shia LeBeouf can't ruin my childhood, Marky Mark (a *part* of my childhood!) doesn't stand a chance.

    I loved Transformers.