“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

What does that sentence tell the rapist and victim? It’s pretty clear to me; women are second class citizens so sexual violence against them is a minor infraction.

So, she will be bringing a civil action against him. And if the judge sides with Laszlo, the defendant refugee will be ordered to pay her money (which I’m assuming he doesn’t have). And if he can’t pay the money, Laszlo can have a lein placed against his property in the jurisdiction (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t…

Boomers, you have ruined every single thing.

The dreaded thumb dent...

This makes me sad and angry enough to kick a Hungarian photographer.

Q: What kind of cat should I get?

MOAR CAT MATCHING PLZ K THX

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

I once had a guy unfriend me after he made a rape joke and I called him out on it. Wish I was joking.

This is why I struggle so much with basically all ‘feel good’ viral things. It just becomes a giant circle- jerk of self-congratulations. Like the ice bucket challenge was great in the instances where people actually made a donation after their Facebook video, but otherwise it’s just more ‘loooook at meeeeee’ (which,…

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

So you’re living a life where you think it’s a good idea to simply shout slurs and profanity at random strangers? Wow, good life choices, fellas!

I can’t wait to go to a party at the Playboy Lean-to.

Y’all, they plagiarized the pitch. Gillian Flynn should sue.

Don’t be a dick.