I have only this to add.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

I worked at McDonalds long ago... I had several customers who would conclude their drive-thru orders with “that’s to go” — like they would if they were inside. It’s kinda irritating, because — am I going to expect them to eat it in the drive-thru lane or something...

One day, I’d kind of had it — I hear the “that’s to…

I remember when I was working retail at an upscale mens clothing store in University and this guy came in and told someone that Dave Olson, the store manager, said he’d hook him up and give him 20% off some expensive designer jeans. Unfortunately, the person he happened to tell this to was Dave Olson, who’d never seen…

“This incident being charged as criminal sexual assault ... minimizes the act of rape”

Really sick of editors consistently choosing to elevate women that endorse sexist opinions, minorities with racist opinions, etc while silencing other minority voices for being “controversial.” It’s the media equivalent of claiming to have one black friend.

Sounds like the time I put the snake in my lunch box & stuck my lunch in my pockets. Worked fine until one of the girls was looking to see what my Mom had packed for a snack. (Mom made the best snacks) 12 girls & the teacher up on desks, me and a dozen guys chasing the snake around the room. I still think it was…

I cannot wait for her to go away. Huckabee too for that matter.

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

I’m kinda’ sick of this, “If you don’t love yourself, how will anyone else love you” nonsense that people spew. I think about the flip side: How can you love yourself if nobody else has shown you what real, healthy love feels like? How can I love my body if everyone else has told me it’s unloveable?

If you are truly 6’2” and 180lbs, you can fucking handle it, bro.

my crush on chubby, jewfro-ed Seth Rogen

I LOVE THE GOD DAMN INTERNET, MAN

Kris, “genius” is not plural for genie. No amount of Kylie’s rubbing is going to make something good come out of that.

In the meantime, Henrietta Lacks’ author Rebecca Skloot responded to the controversy on Facebook, saying that Sims has “confused gynecology with pornography.”

I’m guessing that number is a hell of a lot lower in the UK than it would be if the same poll was done in the US. :-/

I had sex for the first time at 23 with a guy I stayed with for a couple of months. I really wasn’t that into him, but I felt I had to have that kind of adult relationship or it would never happen. I haven’t had sex for the last 6 years. I definitely don’t tell people that; it’s not at all socially acceptable.

I’m 25 and have never had a girlfriend. Never had sex. Never even kissed a girl.