He looks like the ineffectual lizard antagonist of an animated children’s movie.

So is there any way to like, preemptively scrap this entire incoming administration and convince Obama to stick around for another year while we figure out where to go from here?

More and more every time I think I should do more responsible adult future-planny stuff I just think “Who gives a shit, we’re all fucked and by the time I get to retirement age that won’t be an option for anyone anymore anyway.”

Dungeons and Dragons Online for me.

I feel like the only people who could adequately direct any movie where I got my bone on would be the Davids Cronenberg and Lynch.

You can have my Kindle when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Speak for yourself, I’m terrified.

See also: the Starlight Intruder from the Dark Empire comics in Shindig.

WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK

Can’t go wrong with Ellen Ripley.

I think my first was either Oliver & Company or The Land Before Time.

How’s everyone’s dating life going?

Hey look it’s Kitty.

That’s not even a magic trick, it’s just being too dumb to live.

My older sister was in ballet and show choir for like a million years until one day when she was getting ready for school and her knee basically imploded.

Every now and then I’ll forget how shitty the comments on io9 have gotten and find myself scrolling down there.

I tried uphill skiing once.