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Heh, if there’s an International Women’s Day why don’t we have an International Men’s Da-wait fuck I screwed it up.

Everything sucks and I hate the world.

Also her Planet Earth narration was mediocre at best.

What’s it like to have incorrect opinions?

I’m not racist, I just think Jurassic World was a bad mov-wait that doesn’t make any sense hold on

We are so fucked.

This guy’s about as eloquent as Scrabble tiles in a clothes dryer.

It’s a lowercase T, guys. For...capi...talism.

We’re screwed.

Open one end of the country, go around to the other side and shout and bang on it so they’ll get scared and run out.

It’s the worst meat.

If I wrote a romance novel based on my last dream it would involve giant talking beetles, a frog man, accidentally stepping in a plate of potato chips, and the woman completely disappearing from the story for no apparent reason halfway through.

I’ve seen worse handwriting from adults.

I fucking hate it when I have to make something for somebody allergic to onions, because there is no way to keep those little fuckers out of the pickles.

I hadn’t ever asked anybody out irl; usually I wait very patiently — for months if necessary — for them to ask me out.

I always feel that way when I join a new community (it doesn’t really help that my social anxiety can get so bad that even the anonymity of the internet doesn’t always make things easier), but then I guess I was just like, “fuck it” and started posting.

Like it sucks he went through something bad, but he sounds like a fucking dick.