That’s amusing to me because I actually did do pretty well in all the geometry classes I took.

Hmm, how bad can it b-

Okay I’m going to need like three or four of these and a lot of string.

I was similar, I destroyed in all my English/reading/writing classes and I’m pretty sure I was up near the toppish in most other subjects too (it’s been forever and honestly I didn’t really care; I feel like I’d have done a lot better had I actually given a shit half the time) but my GPA was always dragged down by my…

I’m over in South Dakota so that’d just be like a few hours’ drive from here, but I can never decide if conventions for stuff relevant to my interests sound like they’d be awesome or an exhausting nightmare.

I’ve worked weekends for so long that when I briefly had a job where I had them off I’d forgotten why I was supposed to care.

Oh god, in high school?!

God dammit my little sister is 31 today WHEN DID WE GET SO OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

I have no idea why my coworkers think I’m so damn smart when it took me seven tries to pass an algebra class.

You’re making it weird, Yoko.

As someone whose cooking expertise basically tops out at “reading the instructions on a frozen pizza box” this sounds like a nightmare.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MELISSA

EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE

Now that I think about it, have we ever seen them together?

I’d sleep for a week if my body and work schedule would let me.

Apparently my parents almost named me Bjorn. Judging from the relieved tone with which my mom told me about how they’d changed their minds I’d say it’s a safe bet they’d have come to regret that choice.

I wonder what his screen name is on Reddit.

How many families will suffer? How many marriages will implode?

Just get him one of these.