The showrunners created these twisty timelines and endless surprise reveals for the amusement of us humans, but in season 3 the timelines and reveals themselves with attain sentience and proceed to strangle us all.

1. Create vague yet simple mystery with abstract terms like forge, great beyond, sublime

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Because.... Believe it or not, the Netherlands recognizes only Dutch as its official language! Such a thing does not exist in the US, so why would be English the reference ?

You mean, the thread which had nothing to do with you where you were writing out insulting replies? Man.

Holy fucking shit that update. I audibly gasped. Christmas is coming early!

Even better, he’s prepared to testify that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, and is prepared to serve as a witness against Trump and his family. Happy Friday everyone!

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

≥≥Megyn Kelly joked that she could have just given the motorcade a thumbs-down and avoided this whole mess.≤≤

“The thing is, Larry David knew he was not doing quite well at the midpoint of his monologue.”

Counter-counter-counterpoint: Billy is Todd from Beavis & Butthead.

Life is the crummiest book I ever read
There isn’t a hook, just a lot of cheap shots
Pictures to shock and characters an
Amateur would never dream up

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

swearing isn’t against the terms/conditions of twitter. you can’t get kicked off or suspended for it.

Ryan Murphy is a deeply frustrating artist because he seems to genuinely want to engage with some of the truly ugly social issues but also just lurches into bizarrely tasteless material. AHS is a story about strong women and homosexuals standing up to oppression, except for all the times when women and homosexuals are…

I’m just remembering how this ferociously awful Kinja system was developed by post-Soviet Hungarians in Hungary by Nick Denton because that’s where disgraced and defeated Gawker founder Nick Denton’s family is from. A proprietary format they “developed” and is such a piece of nasty bad shit. Kinja is the fucking…

“They want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort.”

I’ve been feeling pretty depressed about the outcome of the German general election last Sunday, but then I look to the US and feel almost privileged that we get another 4 years with Merkel. She has her flaws, but good Lord, this vile orange piece of human garbage is intolerable!