I think the contributions of Frederick Douglass will become more and more

Chalkboards are especially useful when you promise to get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

There are pens that still work in 2017. And God forbid you should have to be alone with your thoughts and not subjected to an ad for show on Amazon thinly disguised as a card game while you wait for a train. Oh, and before the Alzheimer’s sets in and I forget, get off my lawn. *fails to figure out how to post “Old…

In 2 Peter, God used the form of a literal jackass.

Disney Extreme Skate

Right, it didn’t seem to work so well for the Gosselin family on Jon and Kate Plus 8.

He might be too old, but he seemed genuinely unflappable in his debates against the dumbbell muppet Paul Ryan. Plus, people like him or rather the idea of him, which counts just as much if not more.

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

I make pretty good money as a paid protester, which is totally a real thing, and they offer me a great 401K. They even let me bring my adopted son Hussein to protests. I just wear him in his papoose so my hands are free to carry signs, throw rocks, set parked cars on fire, etc. Good day at work yesterday—until I…

She aimed the cough, oddly, at her fist—after which the germs, upon impact, immediately ricocheted back up towards my face and hands.

Now I’m wondering if she’s one of those conservative freaks who equates black people with inner city crime on the streets but not so secretly wants the African American D in the sheets because that’s like the ultimate taboo and will really piss Daddikins off or something.

PLEASE be right PLEASE be right PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

When I was maybe a junior in high school, my parents thought it’d be a good idea to rent an RV and drive me and my siblings across America. On the way home, the RV toilet had malfunctioned so one night we pulled into some crappy state park in Nebraska, I think, and parked outside the public bathroom: cinder block,…

Gertrude Stein, Marlon Riggs, Billie Jean King, Ut, DJ Cuttin Candy,
David Wojnarowicz, Melissa York, Nina Simone, Ann Peebles, Tammy Hart, The Slits, Hanin Elias, Hazel Dickens, Cathy Sissler, Shirley Muldowney, Urvashi Vaid, Valie Export, Cathy Opie, James Baldwin, Diane Dimassa, Aretha Franklin, Joan Jett, Mia X,…

Right, because me saying “Show me the error of my ways” isn’t good enough.

What can you say? Well, you could show me what I said that qualifies as misogyny.

An enormous waste of time? From the person who went back to a thread after a week just to call people “Idiot”?

No, it’s because you can’t do it. Prove me wrong. What do you care if I’m “willing to accept that evidence” or whatever other bullshit you come up with? Prove me wrong or admit I said nothing anti-woman.

See, there you go again, confusing your assumptions with facts. You don’t know anything about anyone yet that hasn’t stopped you from making several crazy statements about people you know nothing about. By the way, I’ll give you +100 internets if you can quote anything I said that was, as you say, “virulent[ly]…

Might not your use “you people” be problematic?