Watched this with girlfriends parents and her brother and his wife. All of them NRA, trumptards, except my GF. They kept yelling trumpublican and nra talking points every time a kid would speak. Was brutal. All were in agrreement....”If I had a gun I would’ve shot him in a second.” “Need more guns in school!”

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

I guess they just liked it better that way

Darker, Gayer, Different.

A second coming is just part of the job, AlienJesus.

Yeah, this article is kind of dumb. I wait until we’re all seated around the table at supper time. Partially because the kids have shit to do when they get home. To contribute to the household. Then we ALL get to VENT a bit about our day. We all share a meal and conversation as a family. It’s not a recap, it’s a…

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

I live in MN, and I think it’s just some kind of claim to fame that the locals keep grandfathering in because they know without it and Prince this state is just a flyover breadbasket of lutefisk.

The retort is that you are a piece of shit without an ounce of empathy for human beings.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

“What can I say about our next two presenters? The first is an actor, producer, writer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway,…

This GoFundMe is being taken down today at 5 PM PST, but if you would like to throw in a few bucks to help the Boys & Girls Club of Harlem in NYC and buy tickets for a whole lot of awesome kids to go see ‘Black Panther’ next month (the majority of whom are of color), click this link. Yes, it is authentic. Thanks.

It’s not that hard if you’re a decent human being. I never cared for kids, then I had one. Now it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

Still a better name than Sheev “the Senate” Palpatine.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

I’m personally convinced that whatever advanced life-form is running our iteration of the Matrix got drunk and handed the keys to a sadistic teenager.

The past year has been longer than the entire Obama presidency.

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.

My favorite thing about this is that the racist moran didn’t use enough stars in “N***r.”