My Dad hosted his first dinner for friends recently, I thought you might enjoy his report:

There is no denying that Elgort is conventionally attractive

Yeah. Fuck cancer, and fuck smoking.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

I keep all my music on wax cylinder too. Thousands and thousands of rare albums, all carefully sorted by artist and stored in an unairconditioned warehouse in Phoenix, AZ. I ought to see how those are doing some time, actually.

NEWS FLASH: Not everyone is an asshole in creative fields and continuing to excuse their behavior only makes it more common. 

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Depends on the state.

I enjoyed NMS at launch for what it was, but what it's grown into is uh-maze-ing. 

If you can, get the audio book. It’s just bass.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Think about this:

We had to say dickety, because the kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.  

I’ll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that’s where!

i havent built any bases yet either for the same reason. but last night i found myself in a system full of more trash planets. however, one of the largest planets has a small moon. Initially i wasnt going to go to the moon, since i figured it was probably another barren/radioactive/too damn hot/etc rock spinning…

Celebrate all you want, but I guarantee the next guy will have us pining for Bolton’s gravitas and experience.

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Yup. If Harry Reid didn’t get rid of the filibuster for lower court nominees when Democrats controlled the Senate, Republicans would have done it when they regained power. He did what he had to do.

LOL. At my kid’s school they have “mystery reader”, where a parent will show up as a surprise dressed as a book character and reads to the class. I (a woman), came dressed as Captain Underpants. I was a huge hit. It was the most humiliating moment of my 9-year-old son’s life.

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