wmastermatt
wmastermatt
wmastermatt

The girlies Mike likes are....

I have also heard that his dad is a hypocrite that smokes 2 packs a day.

“Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face...”

What a weird teaser for Westworld season 2.

First, let’s make it clear that the opioid crisis is not caused by heroin proper, but rather by prescription drugs irresponsibly being advertised and marketed under the influence of the the almighty Big Pharma. When the prescription runs out, withdrawal kicks in and people seek the buzz elsewhere, including heroin if

Of course you would take this stance, Krombopulous Michael. You know that no matter what happens that you still have that connect to buy all the anti-matter ray guns you want.

Two words: Reverse Vampires.

Well, he’s not as liberal as some people would like when it comes to some things; one of his big goals is to create more housing and he’s trying to work with private developers to do that and alienated a bunch of people because of that. He campaigned as an advocate for the homeless and hasn’t had much impact there. So

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Adults have ruined Halloween. There, I said it. And fyi to the costumed parents who come to my door with their kids expecting candy: I’m going to be taking candy from you dimwitted poseurs. Get some dignity, put tennis shoes on with your work clothes and reluctantly walk your kids around the neighborhood, staying at

Thank you, I loved reading this.

I haven’t read it. I didn’t know it existed. But I will check it out. I keep hoping Clive Barker will write another “Art” book. Like The Great and Secret Show and Everville.

Mostly it was the lack of Lobstrocities

Yes. You really nailed that one. Nice work.

Call me Noob Noob, because this episode had me like, “God... DAMN!!!’

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

When you gather that much influence, it is either because you are humble and do good works, and people just start following you... in which case some huckster is liable to take your unwanted fame and fortune and build an empire around it. The other hand is that you’re really raking in the money hand-over-fist from

Somehow, dumping on Clinton 10 months after the election is equally unappealing from Splinter as it is from Fox.

On fucking point. Shandy Hook was the end of a gun debate in this country.