It won’t be cloudy.

Either you die a Ripley, or you live long enough to become the Burke.

I saw Close Encounters with my family at the Cooper Theatre (Cooper Cameo, that is) on Colorado Blvd in Denver in ‘77. The Cooper theaters (there were 3 nationwide) were famous for their giant curved screens. I was 13, and it was the best summer ever (e.g., Star Wars).

Well, sure, but that’s kind of missing the point.

For the record, Hulk is always cautious when he jumps. It’s been established that even while the Hulk is rampaging, he has Banner’s mathematical genius calculating all of the possible directions debris could fly so that no one actually dies.

Pound-for-pound, Daredevil is the greatest fighter that ever lived!

But doesn’t it feel like Hulk is being overly cautious of his surroundings? Sure, he jumps on some buildings and throws some cars, but he’s still very aware that he doesn’t want to smash too much.

Also, he changed all the guns to walkie-talkies.

Marvel should get together with DC and do a special crossover with Matter-Eater Lad. Call them... Binge & Purge! Oh my god, I’m a genius! Get me Axel Alonso and Bob Harras on the phone!

Yeah, at this point, Sylvester Stallone’s actual face is way more uncanny than anything they could do with CGI.

You can never have enough Hope. Just ask Mac.

First I thought the first sentence should be enough, then I added the second just to be sure no one missed it was irony. Still didn’t help.

Missing: Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling”

Lazy, lazy, lazy. Write one paragraph and slap on a video...

That would be a great way to reveal that Marvel has control of the FF again.

Will the three “wiseguys” be making a significant contribution to this film?

How did I hear that? That’s a loud gif.

Most Republicans were loyal