Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

She was drunk on expensive scotch, I’m guessing. But definitely more than three fingers.

This morning I listened to NPR for about 16 seconds. At the top of the hour, David Green said Trump would not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and I smirked to myself while they cut to the quote from the deputy comm. director: “This President was not elected to hang out with reporters and…

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Drew joked about a haunting cover of “Barbie Girl” but then I found one by Scala and Kolacny Brothers and now it’s definitely going to be in a trailer within the next two years.