Pffft.....the Aventador SV I’ve seen around my suburb is never doing more than 60.  I take that as 100% anecdotal proof that these things don’t go fast.......

If you assume that being competent and being an asshole are mutually exclusive, you probably shouldn’t be in the stock market.

I think so. All of the EVs made by the major manufacturers don’t seem to stir up the same amount of excitement as the Tesla EVs. On paper the Bolt (or is it Volt? Whichever one is the BEV) should compete with the Model 3 but in reality one feels more futuristic and drives more demand. The Taycan seems to give the…

He was right to think that Tesla is overvalued. He was wrong to think that it mattered.

Reading this list, I was like, “Does anyone really say “Doggy dog???”

I love you. Come sit next to me and be my friend. 

I have this amusing fantasy of buying storage space and filling it with boxes of fake treasures and other bullshit in the hopes it would show up on Storage Wars and annoy those people. 

If I said "not my fort" out loud, 90% of people would either be confused or think I am pronouncing it wrong. For the purposes of communication, I say it the same way everyone else does, and that makes it correct.

If I heard someone say that, I’d have trouble keeping myself in tack.

Everyone knows it’s actually Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda...

I got that story wrong, because it had been a while since I’d heard it. My friend’s acquaintance was actually one of the area reps for the show, and was always bugging him to be on the show. She described how the process goes down, which was basically what I described above—everything’s agreed on well in advance,…

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I’d swear you were describing a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

“No I want the aluminum Coca-cola cooler!”

Agreed - American Pickers always seemed like a show with a relatively* small amount of staged reality show bullshit.

Who gives a shit? How much you want for the bird cage with the Texaco logo on it?

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This news makes me sad. The ONE, probably the ONLY “reality” show that I can watch and not get upset over. I could accept if they were merely acquaintances with an invented backstory. Hopefully things will work out for all involved.

I was watching American pickers with friends...

Found the racist!