I’ve never seen a mugshot of a guy more named “Cody” than this.

‘Gutter trash street goons’. Classic.

These are gutter trash street goons, not organized criminals. Boss will be fine.

Uh... Didnt they kind of put his Boss in danger by saying he turned him in?

Lol, the crim got pinched. That Little bitch learned another lesson...

I was genuinely pleased to find a travel humidifier. Hotel rooms are so dry, and being able to put a small humidifier on the night stand by my face helps a ton. The humidifier is small and packs easily, and it uses a standard water bottle that I usually buy on the way to my destination.

It was the best purchase I ever made. Look at my smile:

Let us not forget Mother Gothel from Tangled. 

Yeah, that’s pretty inevitable. “Why is it so expensive to live in California?” “Well, because so many people *want* to live there. It’s a seller’s market in real estate.” “Hey, I found these other places that will pay people to move there!” Huh, I wonder why ... 

I must vigorously disagree.

I feel like I see “best” most often, and it makes me wonder why that caught on because it feels like it’s missing the end of the thought. Best what? Best wishes? Best regards? Best respond to my email by end of day or you’re fired?

I’m pretty sure the most savage way to start an email is “Per my last email...”

Can we all agree that ending emails with a biblical quote or a gif of your favorite sport team is completely inappropriate in all work settings?

I loved it. I would so be best friends with this little flamboyant weirdo Poe.
Didn’t see “the twist” coming at all, maybe because I wasn’t looking for one. So glad I didn’t read any reviews beforehand. I just sawr the one trailer and instantly marked it on my calendar. Seemed like the kind of thing to go in straight…

as long as you are not poor or you know... you know... =/

Really the only positive of rising sea levels. Counting down the days until Florida is under water.

Oh, we’re not talking about the world here. We’re talking about the United States of America and its well-regulated militia.

Or, heaven forbid, vote when they think they’re in the clear to do so.

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

Is it really that hard to pay for the things you use?