You missed a few things which any old trucker could’ve told you. First off, in trucker parlance, these are called “Maxis”, as opposed to the non-spring brakes, which were just called “cans”. On your typical 18-wheelers, you’ll find maxis on only the last drive axle and the 2 trailer axles, never on the steer, and…

I’m willing to bet that “Yeah I fucking did it and I’d do it again.” is not the best position for her lawyer to negotiate from.

Makes me wonder what the sightlines are like, especially for a short driver. We all know about the blind spots toward the rear, and have technology to help deal with that... but looking at the latest crop of pickups and trying to work out the angles in my mind, I get the impression that you could hide a kindergarten…

The trucks are too damn high!

Trump

federal tipped wage in 1991: $2.14

Any recommendations on ‘instant espresso powder’?

As a Native New Yorker, summer wasn’t summer without an ice cold bottle of Manhattan Special.

Who? Never Herb of him. I mean HEARD.

They train an animal to ferociously attack you, all while yelling “stop resisting” and if you defend yourself from being attacked, they charge you with “assaulting a police officer” and/or “resisting arrest”.

There’s not a ton of stuff from the ‘50s that we need back, but women’s bathing suits were damn stylish and looked like you could actually do activities in them

I’m aware there are a few people who actually take this sort of absurdity at face value.

Everyone with basic life skills has all their important data saved in the cloud.

Except this time it’s not about his 61 votes, it’s about staying out of jail. He’s very likely about to be convicted on those corruption charges (remember that?) and Israel is not kind to corrupt politicians.

My go-to! But I get the Big Daddies, 24 + 1 Ounces. $5 will get you turnt, yo!

Now I have that “We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM” song in my head...

Yeah... he wants to spend up to $150K on a vehicle but he’s worried about paying a bit of extra tax.  Fucking stupid. 

“ and over 6000 GVWR (for taxes).”

Add critical race theory to the list of things like communism and socialism that right wingers have no actual idea what they mean. 

Just tell them its about NASCAR.