Me.

Rhymes with “rrrrrrrrrico suave”.

You’ve got a nice house. A double garage for both your cars, a fireplace in the living room, even separate bedrooms for little Susie, Johnny and Betty, so they don’t have to share a bedroom and get in all those kid-arguments. But what you don’t have that your neighbors the Joneses (with whom you have to keep up) have,…

According to the NWS, right now it’s 59° F. at the local airport. Such nice weather for a walk on the beach!

I drove one of those once. It’s so hugw! Boy oh boy was it ever hard to drive in close quarters. Parking it in a space meant for an ordinary-sized car was a real enduro. True, I was real nervous about it, because it wasn’t my car, it was the pride ‘n’ joy of a woman at work, and I was afraid of denting it or…

While recently Rudy Giuliani, as a one-man super-spreader for the virus, has been worse than useless in this crisis, his death could actually be a benefit.

Oh, it’s so easy for you to write a hit piece like this, but did you sign a paper where if you said anything untrue you go to jail? Huh, did ya, huh? Checkmate, lib!

Rhymes with “Rhiannon.”

We know from Gerald Ford’s pardon of Richard “I am not a crook!” Nixon that one can be pardoned for all unspecified crimes one has committed. My question is, can a person be pardoned for crimes he hasn’t committed yet? It doesn’t seem possible, but this decision would be made by judges, ultimately by the judges on…

I’m not sure that this post won’t get deleted out by the magic of Kinja, because most of it - the long quote - is word-for-word identical with a comment I posted on Jezebel, but if not and you’re reading this post you may find it relevant. It’s cut ‘n’ pasted from the first thing that came up when I googled “georgia…

I’m going to go way back to the 1950s, when the managements of the Detroit “Big Three” all eagerly embraced “planned obsolescence.” Once they made the best mass-market cars in the entire world. But when those executives’s perennial war against their employees expanded into war against their customers as well, they…

Are Girl Scouts Thin Mints somehow disqualified? Maybe because you can only get them for a couple of weeks in the year? About a month ago I was cleaning out my freezer and in the back was a plastic grocery bag and inside of that was a box of Thin Mints, preserved for many months. I already had ice cream, so I didn’t…

This reminds me of the first new car I ever bought, an ‘81 Corolla fastback. The tires it came with from the dealer were utter crap, and they were shot at 28,000 miles. When I replaced them and got an alignment it was like getting a brand-new, very superior car. And those weren’t fancy high-performance summer tires,…

Alas, no. I’m 5' 11" and mine fits like a pair of shoes. If I were another four inches taller I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t fit with the top up.

That’s not quite right, we’re old white men finally getting the kind of car we couldn’t afford when we were young. Not entirely just because we have more money now, either. Mazda really brought the actual price of driving a roadster way down.

The Beat and the Sprite are both wonderful cars but they’re only for someone who can afford two cars and who lives in a place where he can park them. The MR2 is very nice and it’s a Toyota so you can rely on it as the one daily-driver, but José has the best choice.

Provided he rust-proofs it. Unprotected cars on salted streets dissolve like the sugar in your coffee.

So comfortable! until it’s raining and you have to swerve or make a quick stop. Then you realize, “This piece of shit is going to get me killed.”

Cut ‘n’ pasted from the first two results on Google for “georgia voter fraud law”:

“Limax” is already taken; it’s the name of a Linux distribution built with all the options turned on.