Speaking of food and cars, look at what your colleague Dennis Lee at The Takeout has come up with! Is that not your visionary “fillinder” or “driveat” turned into reality?

I hope your Kinja colleague Jason Torchinsky sees this article. Four years ago he blue-skyed a new type of car-food that, not only could you eat it while driving without making a mess, but you can also put it in a car’s cupholder. But he never actually developed his invention. Hurray! you have, brilliantly, done the…

Right now I have a fine Santa Claus beard, similar in size and shape to Karl Marx’s beard in the canonical photo, but snow white. I’ve got one of those red and white hats, too. No way will I cut that beard off before Christmas, not even for a free McRib.

That Marauder needs a new driver’s seat, you say? I guess they couldn’t very well leave the old one in there.

I can believe it. I used to drive a Silverado at work. There was always something going wrong. One day I’d be driving down the road in Summer with the A/C on and it would spontaneously decide that instead of A/C I wanted 100% heat to come out of the vents, but only on the driver’s side. The workaround for this…

Unfortunately I really don’t know what some people want most of all for presents, but when they unwrap boxes at Christmas I want them to be happy.

This is Pasco County, Florida, where the Republican mayor of the town of Port Richey was arrested for firing on a SWAT team that had come to arrest him for other charges at his house. I’ve lived around here for over fifty years and all us locals know, Pasco County’s just that way. If the Sheriff’s department wanted to…

When Mom ‘n’ Dad say, “But it’s a sports car!!!” tell them, “No, it’s really a Corolla with a convertible top. Just ask the agent, insurance is even less than a Sentra! That proves they’re safe.”

I think it’s that red. Your Mazda owner gets out of his car and heads into the house, but before he goes in he looks back at the car, and sees that red. He just stands there for a minute or two drinking it in. Then he goes inside, and gets the questionnaire, and he starts to fill in the question, how many mechanical…

Ms. Lawson did not answer the most important question, which is “How do you feel about cinnamon-sugar toast?”

This quiz has inspired me to call in an order for a pizza, so God bless Buzzfeed!

Me too!  Let’s have an ambivert party!

On the basis of this study, surgeons should stop wearing masks and washing their hands.  What fools we’ve been these last hundred and fifty years! Semmelweis was wrong!

She was trying to turn on the water. Haven’t you seen those faucets that have some kind of proximity switch instead of any kind of visible mechanical valve? I see them a lot in rest rooms in public places, or at least I used to back when I actually went to public places.

Diner.

Nonsense, it only took two years to bring the Vega to market, and that car won the Motor Trend Car of the Year award.

The word “heartland” belongs in there somewhere.

The thing I absolutely don’t understand is, if Palmer and Hartmann were crazy enough to try to officially disenfranchise an entire city in a mad pass at reversing a national election, why did they change their minds?

Doesn’t it though? I like donks. While sure as Hell I wouldn’t completely ruin my own car’s handling like that, and I’m too cheap to buy a second car just for art-car purposes, I think people who have them and actually drive them around in public are public benefactors, bringing smiles and laughs to the general…