I believe you’re talking about the Laffer curve.

Aw go on, that’s perfectly cromulent grammar. After all, no matter who, everybody’s got a “the ignorant one.” He’s got his “the ignorant one,” I’ve got my “the ignorant one,” and you’ve got your “the ignorant one.”

...and that school officials are “wholly and completely focused on on the safety and wellbeing of our student athletes.”

You know it would be totally fake, though, right? I mean, it would be a very professionally made fake, and 100% entertaining too, but the fact remains it would still be fake. I mean, Trump has actually done this very thing before. Look at this video, for example.

The other day I heard a guy at work saying that, on Election Day, he had been afraid to go out on the public roads (in St. Petersburg, Florida) for fear of being attacked by “rioters.”

You’re remarkable merciful, if this guy is still alive he should never drive a car for the rest of his life.

How in Hell can autopilot work at all at 135 MPH? Why would you sell a car in the United States with a computer that allows a driver to go 135 MPH without turning off all kinds of automatic systems? Teslas have GPS, and their autopilot should be programmed to disallow 135 MPH anywhere in the United States. If you want…

Is that 126 mile range based on EPA eMPG figures, and if so, is it the city, highway or average figure? Unlike our old-fashioned ICE cars, electric or hybrid vehicles capable of regenerative braking actually get better mileage in the city cycle as compared with the highway cycle.

In vino veritas, the saying goes. Whenever I’ve been all loaded on “medication” my personality doesn’t flip upside down. When I’m high high high my social-diplomatic inhibitions get all wobbly and my true inner beliefs come out without self-censorship.

Well, don’t eat them then!  Pass ‘em over to me.

Whenever Democrats or anybody supporting the Democratic Party hears the word “socialism,” they should reply “You mean like Social Security?”

It appears to be legal. Though I’m not a citizen of Georgia, I just donated a few dollars to Warnock’s and Ossoff’s campaigns through Actblue. Google “Warnock” and “Ossoff” and it’ll take you right there.

Actually I’m kind of hoping Trump refuses to leave, tweeting increasingly crazy tweets until the last minute, and they have to tear-gas him to get him out of the place, and as they drag him, zip-tied and gagged but still writhing, out the back door he leaves a trail of piss on the floor.

I like to put crackers in soup. It’s pretty clear that to get Nabisco Premium Minis, (in Jaws skipper’s voice) “You’re gonna need a bigger straw.” But you could crunch up regular saltines and make it work.

Whenever I think of myself driving a semi & trailer, this is exactly the kind of thing I imagine myself doing. The phrase I use is “$100,000 of property damage in the first fifteen minutes.”

Once, a mighty Angel descended from Heaven, in an act of self-abnegation, to the degraded filthy pesthole that is the U.S.A. South, in order to attempt, against all odds, to promote the most central teachings of Our Lord Jesus. He walked up to a squinting, scowling, snarling redneck and he did say:

I’m not a teevee addict and I wasn’t born yesterday. There’s no way the gun manufacturers are going to sucker me into handing over my hard-earned money for a piece of junk I have no use for.

Yes, the answer to “what’s the best use for non-virgin olive oil,” or at least one valid answer, is “as an emollient with which to massage the body of one you love.” Also see “baby oil.”

Why in the world wouldn’t you want to be white like me? I can get a job without the aid of federal legislation mandating that the employers to whom I submit a resume don’t glance at the photo and just toss it in the trash can. No state governments try to suppress my voting rights. I can drive down the street without…