If someone voted for Trump in 2016, well, that was pretty bad, but he or she could have just been kind of dumb and easily fooled. But anybody who votes for that fucking shit-heel this year is downright evil.

I have long considered a hot dog to be a sandwich. The only argument against the sandwich-hood of the hot dog, and a damn lousy argument it is, is that it, unlike a ham sandwich or a club sandwich or a corned beef sandwich, it lacks the word “sandwich” in its title. However, neither does a Reuben, or a cheese steak,…

All else being equal, drag is proportional to speed squared, therefore there’s 21% more drag at 331 MPH than at 301 MPH, so you’d need 21% more power to go that much faster. That’s a huge difference. How did the same engine put out 21% more power in one direction than in the other?

This is a problem, however, if you are stuck inside your house for months on end.

What do you have to do to be pulled over here in Floriduh? Just be black.

I live in Florida, and I’ve visited New Orleans, so I find your list a little difficult to believe. My guess is, the data is derived from car insurers’s actuarial tables, but Florida drivers are more likely to be drunk when they crash, so they don’t file for accident insurance, but instead take an Uber home and claim…

Not for living in, the base model doesn’t include a toilet.

Yeah, isn’t that weird that, with a range of prices from $30K to $63K, the most desirable model is the cheapest?

More importantly, it tells the insurance company that you didn’t just wander off, so your next-of-kin get death benefits. Similarly, when the roof falls on you, the hard hat preserves enough of your face that your next-of-kin can identify the body.

Evidently you never surveyed in swamps and clay pits, where you can stumble into deep sucky mud and if you’re lucky, you can make it out and walk home barefoot, because your boots have been sucked off your feet!

Whattaya mean “not self-driving”? Any car is “self-driving” when you close your eyes and take your hands off the steering wheel.

Generalizing the question to “How can I avoid being seen and/or heard over the internet?” If you have an external camera and/or microphone, unplug it or them. If you have a camera built in to your monitor or laptop screen, stick a piece of electrical tape over the lens. If you have a built-in microphone, find the…

According to the contemptible Amy Coney “Phony” Barrett, the plaintiffs ought to have been required to prove that Gen. Neary’s deployment of the N-bomb constituted a hostile service environment. A court can’t just take that notion for granted.

I heard about this scandal, but I was like, that’s what you get if you’re foolish enough to install a video camera (or even a microphone) on your damn computer, and gee isn’t this working-from-home business driving everybody shack-wacky, I mean fast asleep and dreaming and the phoone beeps and it says “zoom mtg in…

Hurry up and get in that grave, you asshole. I can’t hold this piss forever.

Bolton added: “If it is clear what the outcome is, it is up to Republicans, not Democrats to say ‘this is on us. He’s got to go.’”

In the near future (10 years or less) I may buy another ICE car, but I won’t ever buy one with an automatic transmission. That’s just a personal preference, but why should I buy something that expensive, and then get a type of car I don’t prefer? It’s also possible that in that time range I may buy an electric car…

They’re not literally bobbing for apples. It’s a euphemism. A very indecent one. You should be ashamed of yourselves, bringing it up on this family-oriented blog.

With your hands. A fork and knife is absurd, and using chopsticks is just showing off.

These go to eleven.