A team of Jaguar mechanics prepares to adjust the valves.

For $15,000* that’s a unique, luxurious ride! You can’t get a car like that today.  Nice price!

Crate!
Crane man, bring to me!
Crate!
How you sing to me!
I’ve got hope, I’ve got love,
I’ve got dreams, I’ve got luck,
All waiting for you, dear
On the deck of my truck
I can’t wait,
It’ll be so great,
Kiss me, Crate!

You’re both right. When you knew ahead of time what you’re biting into, an oatmeal raisin cookie is aaaaah. But when you thought it was going to be a chocolate chip cookie and you’re surprised, it’s pah! ptui!

If Biden picks Harris and wins the election, every day and every night of the following four years Trump, Ivanka, the Dumb ‘n’ Dumber twins, and their whole supporting cast of grifters, fraudsters, tax-evaders and unregistered foreign agents (especially Roger “Zippy-head” Stone) will be down on their knees praying…

Ha ha, very funny, show me these hordes of would-be Biden voters who would prefer the contemptible Donald Trump (ptui) get re-elected to having Kamala Harris on the ticket.

They’ve been tasked with provoking riots. This explains the ridiculous combat camouflage outfits and the oversized comic book guns and the unmarked cars and all the rest of the hyper-aggressive tactics against unarmed protesters in the public rights-of-way.

On the ground it’s often difficult to unpack all the cargo from the back of your station wagon. But in orbit, it’s super easy! Just open the rear door and accelerate very gently forward. All your stuff will effortlessly float out the back.

No, bullshit, an arrest is where uniformed officers clearly identifiable as police legally take someone into custody. Who were those fucking goons? Were they really police officers doing their legally-justified jobs, or were they some random thugs or rapists? How would anyone know?

And David Tracy though he had it bad!

Get a used Miata! They’re cheap. You won’t regret it, I gurarantee.

• Can I help you, sir?

• I won’t!

It’s where it overheated. They’re waiting for the temperature needle to go down before they start it up and go a few more miles. If it had broken down completely, they’d have walked off, probably be about halfway home by now.

Well, it ain’t that bad, at least you guys have that groovy song.

I was born on the 17th of November - on that day the Sun is in the Scorpio sector of the celestial sphere. My mother was also born on the 17th of November! Her mother was born on the 19th of November, as was my ex-wife. You have no idea how pleased I am to read all these comments! (twirling my mustaches) Mwah-ha-ha!

Clicking through to the NY Post editorial, followed by five minutes research indicates that the method by which Comrade Joe “Che” Biden is going to expropriate the suburban bourgeois - oh, excuse me for a moment. Sir? Mr. Waiter? Would you please pour a glass of water over Betsy McCaughey’s head? that lady over there?…

You’re entirely right, my mistake with the picture. I’m on my fourth Miata, about 400,000 miles so far, and I never spent more than $10K on any of them.

You are not a reformed man, you are a temporarily inconvenienced man. Nor should you reform! Jeep mania is nothing to be ashamed of, and the local authorities who say you should be ashamed are bad people and should shut up and fuck off.

If you’re leaving the military, make a clean break.