Good luck with that, but it’s pretty unlikely that any teevee show even the best producer can come up with will make your hairs stand on end the way reading Coates’s prose does.

So I was sitting here scratching my head, wondering what Donald Trump Jr. could possibly find offensive about that ridiculous chart. What can be derogatory about things like “self-reliance,” “the nuclear family,” “objective, rational thinking,” “work before play,” and “hard work is the key to success”?

Everyone knows that a professional sport is as much a mental effort as a physical one. And If I were a basketball player on “her team,” I don’t know if I could maintain that sharp edge of motivation that wins professional basketball games, you know? I might get so discouraged that rather than running as fast as I can…

But just look at that little chicken shit. Imagine him marching face-forward into rifle and cannon fire. Oh, you can’t? Of course you can’t; me either! I say there’s a 99% chance he’d have evaded the CSA draft under the Twenty Negro Law. Throughout all history, guys like him are always willing, eager to let other guys…

This will instantly bankrupt all Canadian government agencies tasked with combating “terrorism.”

Thank you, Sir or Madame! I may, or I may not, but I will uphold the Honor of our Society; and whether I or that low-bred, foul-tongued bounder Yoho prevail, the Good Lord will decide the final disposition.

Well, I hope they don’t publish the video before Election Day, it would raise his votes in the ex-Confederate states by four or five percent overnight.

Oh wow, I’d really like some acid. Unfortunately, I’m not in high-school any more, so I have no access to it. One thing I found very interesting about acid is that when a person on acid tries to converse with a person who is not on acid, it’s basically impossible, each seems incomprehensible to the other; but, like two…

As a Southern gentleman from Florida, who will neither tolerate this gutter talk directed at the Fair Sex, nor the insult to the Sunshine State’s chivalric tradition, I hereby challenge you, Ted Yoho, you degenerate scoundrel, to a duel. Stand and fight, sir, if you have the nerve; or else run away, if, as everyone…

Plus, think, if you want to commit crimes at night - and after all, who doesn’t want to commit crimes at night? as Ray Charles sang, “You know, the Night Time, is the Right Time” - all you need is a roll of tape to cover the old holes, and a drill to drill new holes, and you can make the plate read a completely…

According to respected epidemiologist Dr. Gov. Parson, all the kids will get COVID-19, which means that all the teachers will also get COVID-19, as well as all their parents. According to Goggle there are 66,248 public school teachers in Missouri. (I get a kick out of that exact number.) The “infection mortality…

I wonder how the London emissions tax authorities can tell the difference between this car in only-battery mode and the same car in on-off ICE mode - same for any hybrid that has a setting for only-battery mode. Do they use a tailpipe sensor?

Popping the top briefly to let the hot air out will definitely work, I’ve tried that too, it’s just marginally easier to open the doors on both sides. The part that makes it work so well is pouring the water on the top. If I don’t, when I get in and touch the inside of the top it’s still so hot that it’s radiating…

Why? What’s the rush? Are you in some kind of hurry to supply Fox “News” with the exact target for their next campaign of fantasy-based lies? It takes a while to sell the Big Lie, you know; it doesn’t happen overnight. The longer Biden puts it off, the shorter time Fox “News” will have to fake up a misinformation…

But what is “a drink,” exactly? Let me pause for a second and have a third of a drink right now.

WHAAAT! I thought, when I woke up this morning, that I was a citizen of a free country! And now you come up to me and tell me I have to wash my hands!!!!! Whose hands are they anyway, mine or the Deep State’s? This is tyranny, as bad as, no, worse, than the death showers at Auschwitz! Etc., etc., etc.

Time for the 07/15 update.

The picture at the top of the page is wrong, it shows a four-door for the two-door’s price. The four-door is $4700 higher. The two-door is better anyway.

I thought I was going to see an article about guns and pickup trucks.

I thought I was going to see an article about guns and pickup trucks.

If they had wanted to do that, would they have bought a Beetle with an extra-cost sunroof?