I8 passenger: If you cause my bro any more problems with that horn of yours, I’m going to get you SOooooo wet!

“she had just bought this car today and she said the brakes gave out on her” - I think that was a misquote. It’s more plausible that she actually said that ‘her brain gave out on her’.

I suspect the fuel rods weren’t kept completely submerged in the cooling tank. The NRC is looking into it after the investigators are properly suited up.

I’m so goddamned tired of hearing that line “Sorry, I didn’t even see you”. It makes me wonder just what in hell they were looking at, and if not the roadway directly in front of them, then why were they moving at all? If an odometer could be attached to the wandering mind of one of these inattentive idiots, I’m sure…

It could have been worse. I can only imagine the horror this driver would have had to endure if he had to pose with my ex-wife.

Rather than blowing a wad on a 'here today, gone tomorrow' supercar, many of us prefer to invest wisely by improving our collection of exotic coffee mugs and designer mittens.

I'm sure all of us have experienced similar misadventures driving 800hp cars badly. No worries, I'm sure that they'll build more to enjoy with similar outcomes.

Never interrupt a guy when he's gone into 'full preach' mode, Torch.

I wonder at which financial level a person stops being a 'customer' and instead, become a 'client'? I have a similar question regarding those commercials that allege their car (Mini???) is 'crafted', rather than assembled by robots and a few carbon based life units.

I heart bollards ....

The headline alone had me shooting milk out of my nose.

"Perhaps so, squidboy, and tomorrow my wages will allow me to buy another pair of shoes .... but you'll still be an asshole and everything above your ankles will still be a steaming pile!" - LPD

Thanks for the review. I didn’t watch nor will I in the future, as I’d planned. Clarkson and company may have been a-holes occasionally, but they were OUR a-holes. This current bunch apparently were pulled out of the oven way too early and appeal only to those with no idea about what this show used to be like.…

Mr. Coffee Nerves By far, the funniest 'review' in this piece. Never start a land war in Asia, and never, repeat, never challenge a glacier to a race in an underwhelming piece of propaganda from the 70's. LOL

NASCAR is a just a very sad joke now, mate. Go back to watching it at your own risk. I gave up several years ago when I began to see parallels to the WWE theatrics. Make your decision wisely.

Conclusion: Idiots are not brand exclusive.

Ate too many raisins?

May I offer you a tissue first, or would you prefer a tampon instead? LOL

Engine out and on the ground is the usual position for the cursed Beetle. My 66 Bus with only 2300 miles on the odo made it from Vermont to Prescott, AZ before it spit out the engine like a sunflower seed shell. After two more engines, I began to believe that British Leyland somehow had some input in this crappy power…

Thanks, Raph ... I haven't laughed myself into a damp underwear condition in quite some time, but this article was beyond the capabilities of my bladder to stay controlled.