I actually LIKED "Fantastic Four" (And is also why I think Chris Evans should've let someone else have a shot at Captain America...) and it's probably because it wasn't really meant to be dark.

RAISES the question. For fuck sakes it's RAISES the question. "Begging the question" is a term for a local fallacy.

Seriously, this is something that people couldn't figure out for themselves?

Two Peugeots got 5 stars and a BMW got 4.

So my 8 year old French hatchback is safer than a carbon fibre BMW? HAH.

Boar taint is an offensive odour/taste that builds up mainly in the fat of a proportion of swine.

I can't stop staring at this gif.

Met Hawass a few years ago. Dude takes his position as keeper of Egypt's antiquities very, very seriously. This match was probably doomed from the start, he's more of an academic and not the best guy to chauffer a star around. That said, one probably shouldn't be late when meeting with the world's foremost expert on…

All of these "jokes" about a celebrity hair chart are starting to get me concerned... Should I be keeping one of my own?!

So, Dr. Zahi Hawass is the Pyramid Nazi?

War never changes.

In future wars, every soldier will have entrance music.

I recommend watching this:

Spoiler: the future of warfare is drones. Period. The flesshy soilder is going to be obsolete.

Giz could do a blog about food and cooking, and it would be a hit, cos hey we all gotta eat and we all love food. Even with 0.01% of us it would be a hit.

More like Babe-raham Lincoln. Amiright, ladies?

Four Scores and Seven Beers Ago...