Watch the language little boy.

It's better than Walmart's PR team. Well, slightly better.

Translatortron:

That's me.

Lust!

Yeeees!

Oh, I like it!

I had one. The V6. I did NOT have that much room unless the young lady pictured is three feet tall.

Eyebrow pron from an expert.

Damnit! I don't even have one and that hurt.

Here ya go.

Who does not love this face?

Thanks for the laugh. Seriously!

Quite a bit of speculation here about what the car should be like.

It lessens a person somehow. Makes them a brand instead of a fellow human being. It's also irritating as hell just to hear.

I call bull-sh!t. Apparently her name was "Nitro."

Jeebus jumping Christ on a popcycle stick; can we stop shortening people's names? It was stupid the first time someone did it. It's still stupid now.

Jeebus jumping Christ on a popcycle stick; can we stop shortening people's names now?

Jeebus jumping Christ on a popcycle stick; can we stop shortening people's names now? Her name is Jennifer Lawrence. OK?

My take was the use of make-up, not the soldier's looks.