For the hipsters among us (I guess myself included), it’s like replacing a bottle of Pliny with a can of Bud that your uncle “lost” in the back of his garage fridge 15 years prior.

I’m not sure you know what “guise” means.

Want to make sure that lower and middle class people can afford to live in your city?

Oooohhh.....I want that take. I need it

Good thing they didn’t trade him to the Grizzlies.

I see you’ve never been to LI? It is where it belongs.

I think I saw that one on a Lifehacker post.

Morten Anderson is 88.7% from 30-39 yards. This isn’t college football - NFL kickers make field goals from 30-35 yards (essentially the new extra point) well over 90% of the time.

Deadspin’s “The Greys” = The NBA’s “navy/light blue/yellow” teams (UTA, MEM, IND, CHA, DEN, etc.).

There are only like 12 real NBA teams.

yeah but Deandre leads in the all-important CCPABFT cat- Crossdressing Commercials per Air Balled Free Throw

Lol. I’ve been an approved commenter lots on here but I go through about a burner per year because drinking is a hobby. And my brain can’t always keep up.

“That’s adorable.” - Bill Belichick

Easy. Curry.

“Get rid of those crutches, Ridge. Throw them down and walk. You can’t make the team on crutches. You can’t play on crutches.”

I wish someone at that embassy would pull the fire alarm

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It’s a good idea if Spanos ever decides to sell the team to Zeus.

The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.