Is Bill throwing shade at OBJ? Please get Kara Brown on the case. I think this is shade.

I’m really dumb, so I read the Fire This Coach every week and say “Fired!” out loud when it happens.

I’m thinking Cutler is a prime Jets candidate. Seems like the type of guy they would get.

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

The poor ref who had to view the replay over and over again now has PTSD.

I kept waiting for Reggie to appear in that video, put his arm aroung Stan, and tell the repoters how great everything is between them.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

The. new states of Washington and Dumb Washington.

If you substitute the number on Andrew Bogut’s jersey for an imaginary picture of a naked child, it makes Andrew Bogut look like a huge pedophile for wearing that awful jersey around. Disgusting.

The world is truly upside down when the servant is spoon-fed a yam.

Interesting non-traditional lease you & your roommates have there.

In all seriousness, these kinds of stories need to be told before it’s too late to turn back the clock on America’s own march toward Russian-inspired authoritarianism and all its little quirks.

I don’t think he’s in any rush to sign anywhere. I think he’s wanting to sign at a latter day

The tactileneck

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Eagles fans tried sending him that but it didn’t work. Your best bet at getting the message across is by scrawling it in frosting on a cake.

If I know Texas like I think I do, I’m totally unsurprised that they have placed blame for all their problems on this fully competent and graceful black man and they will replace him with an unqualified old white man who promises to win so many national championships that they will be tired of winning and “Make Texas…

Yeah, but can you take a raccoon in a fight? Like no weapons?

No, no you can’t.

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