I’d like to see the Venn diagram of “people who cherish the unblemished merits of free market capitalism” and “people who deride pro sports for making sound business decisions”

Could’ve added a few more o vowels, but otherwise... fantastic.

The league-wide average 3PT% is 34.4% so far this season, so it is not as if the bench’s perimeter defense is performing at an unsustainable level. I would instead argue that the former is the bigger thing, as the league-wide average defensive FG% is 45.2% and Atlanta has the best team defensive FG% at 43.2%. That…

Did you have to say huge though? Salt, man.

And proves that some suck-ass messed up his code, which explains why he malfunctioned a game ago.

If you were expecting him to wreck you would be mistaken. Usually a Bear only eats it when it is a monkey on a bike.

https://twitter.com/TheBlurBarbosa/status/793930702219870212 She’s been found!

Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

“So you can’t hire the white serial domestic abusers either? Well, that is a surprise and I will certainly count that as a valuable lesson learned.”

If ESPN keeps losing people at this rate I might start watching again!

Actually, these two women are bitches. 

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

I literally have no idea if she is believable. A joke about stretching and the statement “don’t rape people” fires you up enough for this hot take, there isn’t much discussion to be had.

EDIT: Derp

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Guys are treating Fulmer Cup like a race this year

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

What’s wrong with Marlon Brando???