Those are some Guys!

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

EDIT: I’ve found some stuff on my own.

That’s medium heat at best. You’ve got to go way bigger. Like “The NBA should ban free agency in response to Durant.” Then find a way to make it really obvious you think black people should be slaves without actually saying it. You’re not going to summit Mount Take without adding some dog-whistle racist shit.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

The expense account line item read:

Curling?

Inspired by the prank, A-Rod hit a home run that day. It was a Solo shot.

I was 13.

Air Seinfelds

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

This shit is getting the last episode of Seinfeld-type ratings down here*

When I see an NBA headline about Iggy and dick and balls, I naturally assume that D’Angelo Russell has been recording Swaggy P again.

Across America, a vast and repetitive clicking noise rose into the dusty summer air. The nation’s sportswriters had awakened from their slumber. They hauled their stiff carapaces from the soil and immediately set to their only task, written into their genetic code for thousands of years: pound out stories where BOTH…

The condo owners built the fence so they wouldn’t have to watch the Browns practice. It’s a quality of life issue.

This is a bad take and is completely wrong as points per game aren’t any different than Jordan’s heyday, and are far lower than the 1980s and early 90s. If offense was so much easier now as you claim, this wouldn’t be the case.

Of course he ran into them in the Coach section.

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